Jackie's gems

• My neighbors know not to come to me for help. I will let them die in the street.
• I don’t hold the door for others because it’s a waste of my time.
• The only reason to miss a deadline is if you’re dead.
• I will attend the meeting while driving.
• When I say do it, that means now. I don’t beg.
• I always succeed.
• Babies are unprofessional.
• You cannot analyze data in PDFs.
• I only believe the data. Give me data.
• Talking is great until you talk too much (she decides), then it becomes bullshit. (A subtle way Jackie told her director to shut up.)
• It’s not my job to make you happy.
• I look much younger than I am. (What she meant was she is much more evil than she looks.)
• I’m an expert in Cost Accounting. (I have never even heard an accountant say that out loud - her arrogance is staggering.)
• Karen is a waste of space. (So she promotes her - I’m not making this up.)
• I’m very creative. My mind works left, right, in many different ways. (Presumably it works North, South, and intermittently adopts Mandarin which is why no one can understand what the hell she is saying.)
• I like painting pictures with data. (I suspect she “paints houses” on the side.)
• Do NOT use periods on bullet points (whoops!).