Kudos to lying
A short, sharp, shot of whinging rot:
From: Penny Swerveleft
Sent: On Monday
To: Everyone
Subject: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.I’m covering @sdslayer for a few days but I can’t seem to do what I need to do and it’s totally @sdslayers fault.
From: Penny Swerveleft
Sent: On Monday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.I’ve managed to find someone else to do it. Thanks, @rolandasnotgrass!!!
From: Yola Bluntbrain
Sent: On Monday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.This matter needs to be resolved ASAP! I’m escalating it to the highest possible escalation point.
From: S. D. Slayer
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.The problem was solved very quickly. @rolandasnotgrass is the backup to the backup.
From: Yola Bluntbrain
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.Thank you @sdslayer. I’d like to setup a meeting to go over all the tasks and words that I don’t understand.
From: Jackie Chalarca
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.Thanks you @yolabluntbrain for esculating this massively huge problem. I’m adding @mardybrownnose to this email due to the hugely massive problems this causationed her.
From: S.D. Slayer
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.What were the hugely massive problems?
From: Jackie Chalarca
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.Informations not available for business decision is big problems.
From: S.D. Slayer
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.The “Informations” was available. What were the hugely massive problems?
The intellectual pressure of the the Deep Fake begins to bend the brain…
From: Jackie Chalarca
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.Please make priorities to work with important superiors to keep the fridge stocked with bananas.
From: S.D. Slayer
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.Bananas? Are you able to answer the original question?
From: Jackie Chalarca
Sent: On Wednesday
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: I can’t do it, but it’s not my fault.I already answer. If you need more informations, contact people more important than you (but not as important as me).
These embarrassing volleys continued until Jackie ran out of keyboards to smash.
Did any readers watch the 80s film Weird Science, specifically the scene near the end when Lisa turned Chet into a Jackie?
If you know, you know.